STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWIL-- OH SHIT YOU BROKE THE MEME

I did not like Dark Shadows. Admittedly, just that morning I finished reading Out of Sight by Elmore Leonard, so my standards for dialogue and plot may have temporarily gone through the roof, but still. This was not a good movie and, when I don't like something, I tend to over-analyse it.

( Dark Shadows Spoilers )